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CHAGO
02-13-2008, 09:49 AM
? 40-ish..................................49.
? Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
? Athletic................................No breasts.
? Average looking.....................Moooo.
? Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
? Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
? Feminist...............................Fat.
? Free Spirit.................................Junkie.
? Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
? New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places.
? Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
? Open-minded.........................Desperate.
? Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
? Professional................. ..........Bitch.
? Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
? Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
? Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

R4J2C0
02-13-2008, 05:41 PM
once again man lmao...thats so true it shouldn't be funny...

Onyx 02
02-13-2008, 06:38 PM
Isn't that your mom's personal ad?

SlvrSierra
02-13-2008, 09:20 PM
Isn't that your mom's personal ad?

lol, it never ends

streetracer1232
02-13-2008, 10:10 PM
true true